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So i'm reading this book called Slaughter House 5 which has been banned in 7 countries and my teacher just so happened to think we'd enjoy it
And i think it's the first time ever where i am actually enjoying reading a book for school
"So it goes..." is what he says after someone or something dies
it's quite clever really
And i suggest that if you don't live in one of the countries that banned it, go out and read it.
Back to the situation room
I'm dealing with a bunch of feeces at the moment
Some stuff went down the other day i'm not to excited about and i dont want to go into details
i broke my 300 dollar camera
i have to help my mother with this scouting camping program all this weekend (which means crappy phone reception)
AND on top of all that there is school
So sorry i haven't put anything up for a while but i have some awesome stuff i'm working on in art class that soon enough i will have in my possesion to put where ever i want
So expect to see more coming soon
kthnxbai<3

Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.


1. What is your name? edenn i had to spell it eden though

Incredibly sexy, to hot to handle, damn hott.
OMG you look so hot, like 1/10 of an Eden!

this one is funny

A girl who's eyes put a spell on every boy's mind. Who's smile can melt a thousand hearts. Who's beauty is more blinding than the sun, yet it falls into nothingness compared to the beauty of her personality. So much kindness to give, so much love to share. Funny but all so serious. So strong, yet so fragile and sensitive. Like a flower so delicate, but only he who knows how to handle it with care can do its true beauty justice..

Dude1:You know that girl over at 16th street in Villagonzalo?
dude2: yeah who doesn't, she's a real Eden
Dude1: yeah a real Eden


2. Your age? 16

Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.

3. One of your friends? adhara

A person that has a big nose at all
Adhara is such a nosy

4. What should you be doing? reading

rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.


5. Favorite color? light blue

It's the "gay" color in Russian-speaking countries, much like purple is in America.
Russian: "that guy, he so--light blue"
American: "Light-blue? What the fuck? It's purple. Purple is the color we use here to describe gays."

6. Hometown? san diego

Best. City. Ever.

7. Month of your birthday? april

the month were the sexiest bitches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol

8. Last person you talked to? Thomas

A form of tank engine
hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night?

9. What did you last eat? French Fries

the absolute love of my life.
I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.

10. Your pets name? stella

1.) A classy, flirty young woman

2.)Playful, a tease
No wonder all the guys are after her, shes a total stella

So, I want to make a contest people. It's due to the fact that I feel the need to write again. I used to write these long stories based on pictures and characters my friends would draw and give profiles to. I would like to start it up again but I want to have a variety of pictures to choose from.
Here are some details you might want to know upon entering.

To Enter:
-send me a note saying you are entering my contest

Requirements:
-I need at least 4 main characters, if not more, with profiles (profiles: age, name, relations, location, look, color, style, etc...)
-I need to be one of those 4 or more characters. If it's necessary I can post more pictures, and describe myself better
-If it's not colored, the characters style and such needs to be described to me
-the characters need to be humans, if it's necessary they can be vampires or something, but no animals, aliens, etc...

Winner:
-I won't pick the winner until I have sufficient submissions
-the winners drawing will hopefully be the inspiration I need
-it's just for fun so no prizes, unless there is something my skills can offer (if so contact me)

Alterations:
-I want you to understand that if I do select your submission of characters I will probably make alterations so it adjusts to how I get inspired

Yay:
-contest starts as soon as you get started so go ahead and work it!

I CANNOT SPELL TODAY DUE TO MY EXHAUSTION AND SEVERE LACK OF SANITY
so forgive me okay?
Anyway
This is a rant on current life
it doesn't really have a specific objective or whatever
so don't feel pressured to care

ANYWAY
I'm going to my therapist today
they want to give me pills
Pills are the devils daughter in law
I can't swallow them and they bother the jinx out of me
Why would i need medication to be normal?
Blah whatever
I am frozen solid right now
And i desire a blanket
that wont happen
Anyway
So i'm contemplating on whehter i should cut my hair shorter
well actually i decided im cutting my hair shorter
i just dont know what i want it to look like
GAWD I FREAKING LOVE HUGH LAURIE
he's such a babe
he's house in the show...house
but he was also the alien mad scientist guy in that one monsters vs aliens movie
AND he was the dad in stuart little
I love him so much
he's such a babe ><
i need some rape pictures with me and him
now that would be like automatic love ticket right there
LOL
I'm still on spring break and i totally miss my friends
OH YEAH I NEED TO DO A LITTLE RIP STUFF RIGHT NOW
so my ex boyfriend (jake) who i probably tore up pretty badly (whimpers) was hit by a car and killed in february
i barely found out last week
and the last thing i said to him was basically rubbing in the fact that i wasn't dating him anymore
Gah i feel like soot and poo
There's nothing i can do though v-v
...
I hate having insomnia
i haven't had a good night  sleep the last 4 days
it's totally going to be the death of me
speaking of sleeping
I heard kutner committed suicide in house
what a piss off he was my favorite
well my favorites go in this order
house&wilson (their like ultimate cuties)
kutner
cuddy
foreman
and that's it :]
so yeah
ew so i started reading twilight series because i did not wish to "knock it before i tried it"
and i'm totally NOT digging it
it is the most aggravating book ever
you just want to punch that bella girl in the face and rip her to pieces
she's an idiot

idk what this is for
but i like filling thingsout
yay go me :]


[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar or sometimes do
[ ] You own a debit/credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You' ve done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are exciting
TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[ ] You show up for school late a lot for classes
[x] You always carry a pen in your bag/ purse/ pocket
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you' re going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study/do important work when you have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[x] You can spell experience without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don' t need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age  of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] You have been outside of the united states 1 or more times
[x] You make your own bed
TOTAL SO FAR: 18

umm...there you go..?
i don't think this got us anywhere now did it ?